Friday, February 24, 2006

A Sex Pistols Grammar Lesson

The Sex Pistols have something to say, so damn the cumbersome process of writing it all out. In a statement released on the band's website, the legendary punk group has denounced the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Next to the SEX PISTOLS rock and roll and that hall of fame is a piss stain. Your museum. Urine in wine.

The Sex Pistols were set to be inducted into the hall alongside Black Sabbath, Blondie, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Miles Davis. However, that won't be the case.

Congradulations. If you voted for us, I hope you noted your reasons. Your anonymous as judges. but your still music industry people. Were not coming.

If some of you cringed at the atrocious butchering of the English language, I want you to know that it is completely verbatim. If anything, I know how to spell "congratulations."

The hall of fame induction is to be on March 13 at New York's Waldorf Astoria hotel.

To check out the original statement, click here.


Anonymous said...

although a bit taken aback by their rudeness (and grammar...ouch), i guess i feel like i should say...hooray? punk survived? :?

Anonymous said...

err... as much as i admire the sex pistols, they've definitely dropped a few lines on my happy list after reading that. and to think that i wouldn't have known about this incident at all if it wasn't for the lonely note. this site has occupied the space that the sex pistols lost on the aforementioned happy list. yep.